Turner Bod is fascinated with the videos the owner of the house he lives in watches. They are all about a turner who does mostly spindle work, things like chair legs, stair spindles and lamps. To this end he has so far managed to make himself a skew and a spindle gouge. He has yet to use them properly though a couple of strange marks and large chips have appeared on some of the furniture in the house to the concern of the owners, but so far they have put it down to mice. Obviously, his ideal would be to have a lathe for himself but fortunately that is unlikely. He did think of ‘borrowing’ the toy treadle sewing machine from the daughter of the house but realised that he wasn’t clever enough to adapt it.